Sandusky’s Sentiments….
What's the cause of Jerry Sandusky's pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
If an older woman chasing a younger guy is called a cougar, what do you call an older guy chasing a young boy?
A Nittany Lion…
Penn State: the only University where you can major in minors
BREAKING NEWS:
Jerry Sandusky has attempted suicide by jumping into the sea...
Coastguards found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy!
You may hate Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drove slowly through school zones.
These Jerry Sandusky jokes are old...
...unlike those boys in the shower.
Sandusky is set to remake two Schwarzenegger films into one...
It's going to be called Kindergarten Predator.
Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, "so which child is yours?"
Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."
At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 8-9 years sound?"
He replied, "Sexy."
It has been reported that Jerry Sandusky was often late for work...
Which is understandable as he liked to come in a little behind.
When I was a kid I was very ill in a hospital for quite some time, and I remember when Jerry Sandusky came to visit me...
I was touched.
On a scale of 1-10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?
During the Grand Jury investigation, Sandusky reportedly remarked, "I wish I had known that I was going to grow up to be pedophile." When asked "Why?", he responded,
"Because I'd have taken pictures of myself naked when I was younger."
When's bedtime at the Sandusky house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a terrorist?
Sandusky actually gets his virgins.
An investigative reporter discovered that in his younger days, Sandusky was fired from his first job as a lifeguard...
Turns out the kids have to be dying before you can kiss them.
What's the difference between a Bride and a Groom?
Jerry Sandusky doesn't Bride school kids.
I hear Sandusky had to stop going to church. The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.
One of the most sickening things about this whole ordeal is how a lot of people apparently saw the warning signs, yet did nothing about it...
For example, one night Jerry Sandusky & Tim Curley were watching "Pirates of the Caribbean" together, when Jerry asks, "Would you bone Keira Knightley?"
Curley replied, "She's got a skinny ass and no tits...it'd be like shagging a school boy."
Jerry replies, "Yeah, so would I."
Most people probably don't know that Jerry Sandusky was also a ventriloquist:
He would put his hand up a boy's bum and tell him not to talk.
How is a Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?
He gets there before the hare.
